Selfish Bastard Boris Johnson To Become Inglorious
Fashion journalist Lara Johnson, 25, is understood to have been overheard exploding with rage at her philandering dad Boris. While key allies of Boris rallied behind the former foreign secretary on Saturday night, insisting that news of his divorce and stories about his personal life would do nothing to damage his chances of succeeding Theresa May as Conservative leader after Brexit, there are rumours of an application to john the Inglorious Bastards race team.
News of the split follows newspaper allegations about Mr Johnson having had another extra-marital affair. His daughter Lara has slated him as a ‘selfish bastard’ to friends at a private party.
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