Bastard Stuff Around The World
Start Ya Bastard Engine Starter
Nulon “Start Ya Bastard” Instant Engine Starter (SYB) promotes easy starting of all diesel and petrol engines (both two-stroke and four-stroke).
In searching for a name for this product, they could not get away from the three words most commonly used to describe a difficult-to-start engine “Start Ya Bastard”. They trust you will not be offended.
Nulon’s SYB high potency, highly concentrated, highly flammable formulation is designed to instantly start difficult-to-start engines. Of course an engine has to be in sound condition and tuned correctly for it to start at all. However, there are many reasons why an engine can be difficult to start.
Fat Bastard Wine
Bastard Typeface Font
Bastard is a blackletter typeface designed by Jonathan Barnbrook in 1990. The name derives from a typographic classification known as Bastarda. The Bastard face is an exploration of the blackletter face (the earliest types, similar to those made by Gutenberg, and based upon monastic script) with a simple kit of parts. The face is available in three weights: Spindly Bastard, Fat Bastard, and Even Fatter Bastard.
799 Pink Bastard
Yup, even colours have Bastard names. This one is 799 Pink Bastard.
In theatre lighting, a bastard colour is a colour typically in a colour gel used as a filter. The predominant colour is blended with small amounts of complementary colours. By example, a “bastard orange” gel would produce predominantly orange light with undertones of blue. Bastard colours appear warmer and more natural than pure colours and are used to replicate natural light.
Hôtel de Bastard
Situated in a rural location, this hotel is 0.1 mi (0.1 km) from Lectoure Cathedral and within 9 miles (15 km) of Chateau de Lagarde and Musee du Miel. Musee de l’Ecole Publique and Golf de Fleurance are also within 12 miles (20 km). Lectoure Station is 19 minutes by foot.
The hotel features a restaurant, a bar/lounge and self parking. WiFi in public areas is free. Other amenities include a seasonal outdoor pool, a computer station and free newspapers.
All 24 rooms offer free WiFi and free wired Internet, plus digital TV and hairdryers. Guests will also find desks and free toiletries. Private bathrooms are not en suite.
Spike Bastard & The Kitley House Hotel
The hotel hit national press earlier this year as the entire housekeeping team at the manor house hotel quit in protest over ‘unacceptable’ working conditions. The six-strong workforce walked out on the historic 500-year-old Kitley House Hotel in Plymouth, Devon, without notice.
The 500-year-old Kitley House Hotel is undergoing a huge and expensive refit after being bought back by the wealthy Bastard family.
Mr Spike Bastard was forced to make emergency cleaning arrangements to ensure that weddings and other functions went ahead.
Bastard Club Osnabrück
Since 2007, the Bastard Club in Osnabrück has been a permanent institution for the underground in this city. The operator Alexander “Schnalli” Schroeder was before the takeover 12 years tour guide for bands like the Donots, Sick Of It All, Dog Eat Dog, Hatebreed, Anti Flag, Grade, Smoke Blow and can therefore rely very much on the bands that are in his Club guest, hire.
In July 2010, the old club in Hasepark had to close and has now found since September 2010, a new place in downtown Osnabrück.
Bastard Muscadine Grape
“I will pledge you willingly in a cup of bastard.”
Sir Walter Scott: Kenilworth
Nay, if there be no remedy for it, but that you will needs buy and sell men and women like beasts, we shall have all the world drink brown and white bastard.
William Shakespeare: Measure for Measure